urbandictionary

Instructions: Go to and http://www.urbandictionary.com type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results. Then tag your friends! (ok, im tagging all of you! :p)

1. YOUR NAME: twinkle
- The image of a star which is temporarily blocked by gases, giving the impression that the star momentarily burnt out then reignited 

2. ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS: maggie
- Nickname for Margaret. (and i'd like to continue on with the 2nd defn..)

- A girl who doesn't trust or fall in love easily. (CAUTION: if you are lucky enough to have her fall for you, she has a soft heart that is easily hurt. Be good to her.) She can be confusing, but only needs you to tell her and things will clear up. She can be beautiful inside and out. Her spirit draws you to her like a magnet. Once you know her, everyday is new. You can never be sure that you know everything about her. (this is just so amazing! haha) 

3.. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING? :resting

- To slack off from any responsibility and veg for an undetermined amount of time.

4. FAVORITE COLOR: pink
- slang reference to the vagina (haha this is so adulterated)

5. FAVORITE NUMBER: 4
- A number. After 3 and and before 5.

- What retards use for the word "for" and the letter "A"

6. MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY: march
- Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.

- (yes, i'd like to continue on.. haha) The month in which all sexy, drop dead gorgeous women are born.

- (and on...) All people born in March are true inspirations, have imaginations that run wild and are go-getters.

 

7. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: bobot
- A redneck Robot. You can tell the differences between robots and bobots very easily. Bobots often wear John Deere hats and speak with a southern drawl. They can't compute shit. They're only good for manual labor and barbecues. (huh?!?! haha)

8. ONE OF YOUR NICKNAMES: kix
- A cereal that claims it is kid tested, and mother approved. It may very well be mother approved, but you will notice they only say it is kid tested, but not approved. Perhaps because it isn't! Any normal kid thinks it tastes like crap!